this cannot explain me more perfectly
this would literally ruin people’s lives
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.
dont let the fanfic writers see this
I thought strawberry blonde would be in the blonde section…
Her hair was a beautiful shade of firetruck
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
If I had a dick I would put it on my dick
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
ap posted this on facebook bye
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
The Story So Far | All Wrong.
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience